Mrs. Maitland's SAD Valentine by Patient Lee

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FREE! Three Tiny Tastes

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Three steamy tales (one lesbian, one gay, one straight) to give you a taste of PL! All stand-alone short stories. No cliffhangers!


Contains: explicit, consensual public and private, male/female sex, male/male sex, female/female sex, blowjobs, cunnilingus, gay anal sex, exhibitionism/voyeurism, sensory deprivation, spanking, flogging, wax play, ice play, and more. 18+ only. 


Under the Seaweed Mask (lesbian): 

It sounded like a good idea when Mrs. Harrison suggested it—I take her place for the spa day her husband arranged, and she’d go play golf with her friends. However, when the female massage therapist caresses my girl parts, I’m trapped between accepting my first lesbian experience and revealing my identity to my boss, Mr. Harrison, who watches from the foot of the massage table.

Then my body betrays me, and my arousal makes the decision for me, leaving me with a new dilemma—how to get my mouth on the masseuse’s girl parts.

Pittsburgh: M/M Sensory Deprivation (gay):

Sports rivalries are serious matters, and when Clarke meets Joe in a Philadelphia sports bar, he assumes they root for the same teams. The bartender all but leads them by the hand to get them together, and when the teams are “all tied up,” she makes it clear that if they left together, Clarke would be all tied up, too.


The power goes out just before Clarke makes it into Joe’s apartment, heightening his nerves, but Joe uses the blackout to his advantage, adding a blindfold, just in case, cuffing Clarke to the bed, and while he’s deprived of his sense of sight, introducing him to all kinds of painful pleasures: the scorching heat of molten wax, the freezing chill of ice cubes, and the sting of a hand, a flogger, and other toys.


But when the lights come on, will the infatuation hold once the Joe’s sports collection is revealed?

Watch Me (straight):

A couple discovers the new thrill of being watched.

A family of five vacations in New York City. When the woman's parents offer to take the children for the night in the adjoining hotel room, they take advantage of the "adult time." Staying quiet so parents and children don't hear, they exchange delicious oral sex. They up the ante when she opens the curtains and presses her breasts against the cold glass, begging the people in view to watch her. 

Inspired by a couple of true events, this short romp will satisfy.