in Thirty

Super-dirty stories to read in under half an hour!

Contemporary, Exhibitionist

When a couple gets a child-free night in a high-rise hotel in New York City, they take advantage of the privacy until she opens the curtains and discovers the thrill of being watched from the street below.

Watch Me

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Chelsea offers to help Steve get a promotion at work, leading to a day of torrid sex and a nasty turn of events at his interview.

She's My Reference

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Straight to Lesbian

With cucumber slices hiding her face on the massage table, the shock of the masseuse’s hands on Leslie's girl parts forces her to choose between submitting to her first lesbian experience and revealing her identity to her boss’ husband who is watching from the foot of the table.

Under the Seaweed Mask

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Contemporary, Exhibitionist

A fictional transcript of a fictional radio show on a fictional satellite radio station. Actress Tessa Tayes tells the Beau Stewart Show about the time a neighbor watched her pleasuring herself while hanging laundry.

Between the Sheets

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Voyeur, Ménage, Historical

A widower pleasures himself while watching from the bushes the subjects of Edouard Manet’s Déjeuner sur l'Herbe, featuring two fully clothed "dandies" and a nude woman having a picnic which turns into a ménage à trois before the voyeur’s eyes.

What the Hell Are You Looking at?

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Sexy Satire

A teacher wins a basket of vibrators and pornography at a summer fair, and the whole town turns on her, demanding her resignation.

I Won a Basket of Porn (A Satire)

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A deranged woman imagines a relationship with a man she’s never met and details for the man she’s stalking what could have been—in the ladies’ room, under the foosball table, and in the parking log—if only they’d said hello.

Steve Has a Stalker

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May-December BDSM, Exhibitionist

A Filthyrottendirty in Thirty minute read in which a young sub’s Master takes her to the Temple of Dendur exhibit in the Metropolitan Museum of Art where she submits to sex in public to earn her collar and seal his Dominance

Collared in the Temple of Dendur

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